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It's my firm belief that internet petitions are a waste of time. They're created by people too lazy to do the real thing, and then signed by people too stupid to understand, or not interested enough to care.

No-one is going to care if you have a thousand nameless internet people sign your petition to get your local council to build something.

Get real live existing people to care in real life existance, and maybe someone might take notice.

So, please sign my petition petition and remember that no-one will do anything about it, no-one will care about it and no-one's going to read it.

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I just loathe internet petitions.

 

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