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Petition to get Sean Eldridge to full fill the Fifa 14 forfeits he owes me.

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On the 7th of November 2013, A Catastrophic event occurred. Early hours In Doveridge Derbyshire, A game of Fifa between me and Sean Eldridge ended in with a score of 14-0 to me. Prior to kick off we clearly stated that the Fifa apology rules were in play. However The despicable Sean has refused to honour these sacred rules. I hope you(the public) can take a minute out of your time to sign this online petition to ensure this little cretin honors the contract he agreed.I have listed the forfits below:

5 - Write a Facebook apology to your opponent praising them for their brilliance.
6 - You must kiss the feet of your opponent.
7 - You must make your opponent a tasty sandwich.
8 - You must be the slave of your opponent for an hour.
9 - You must eat a tablespoon of various kitchen ingredients of your opponent's discretion.
10 - You must send a Moonpig apology to your opponent
11 - Winning player gets 11 minutes on the losers Facebook to do whatever they wish (No changing passwords). Whatever is put on there has to stay for at least 11 days.
12 - You must play the next game fully naked
13 - You have to go to your next door neighbours and start describing the game in its full detail, minute, by minute and where fundamentally you went wrong, if they shut the door move on to the next house and pick up where you left off.
14 - The person must wear a custom t-shirt, designed by the winner, it must have on the back, " I lost by 14 on Fifa 11 " on the front, it can have what ever the winner desires. The loser must then walk around town explaining to 14 different people why they have lost so badly and get them to sign the t-shirt. A picture must then be uploaded to facebook with the T-shirt on for further abuse.

Kind Regards
and Peace out

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