This petition serves as a reminder to Christine MacPherson Dersch (Whatever the hell her name is) that she is needed for season two. Not only is she the most valuable woman on the team, but she brings a certain sensibility to the disorder that is a team full of morons. These signatures on this petition represent all of her team mates who refuse to listen to her excuses. We need her, and we are not afraid to admit it. Please sign this petition and show Christine that she needs to adjust her schedule and get out on the field for season two.