are you sick of petitions?"save this","stop this","ban guns","fight gun control","obama's a douche","stand with me against this persons right to do whatever they damn well please as long as it doesn't harm anyone else"....etc etc etc.....well here's you chance america to stand up and say something about it.Sign my petition to outlaw petitions now.This is probably the single most important petition in the history of petitions....Stand up america....for your right to be left the hell alone. -satan
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