The petition
This is a petition designed to persuade Patrick D and Olivia C to join together in holy matrimony - in reality, it is likely that the happiest couple you will ever see will marry anyway; this petition is just trying to 'jolly them along'.
What is it about this beautiful union? They both like bagels, they both like sport, they're both very competitive, they both breathe air. A match made in heaven, I'm sure you'll agree.
Please give your support to this worthy cause.
Cheers
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