Imprision Paris Hilton

Protect our children and pets from Paris Hillton. Paris Hilton is a danger to the public. Last year Paris Hilton was caught driving under the influence, charged and placed on 36 months probation. In March 2007 the Los Angeles City\'s Attorney\'s Office claimed that Hilton violated the terms of her DUI probation by speeding without her headlights on, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program. She has now been sentenced to 45 days in jail but is appealing on the grounds of..(insert spoilt rich girl excuse). A petition is currently in progress to keep Paris out of jail on the grounds that she \"provides beauty and excitement to [most of] our otherwise mundane lives\". Such a petition must surley be a joke as Paris serves no such purpose. We hope she will go down as hopefully after a short spell in Jail she might learn to be a good person and do something positive with her privileged life.

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    Jack The Ripper, Finland

    7 years ago Comments: I annihilate you tomorrow!
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    Paris Hilton, Finland

    7 years ago Comments: I love you too! xoxo, Paris
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