"The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger,"
"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
This is an excerpt from a major Petition going on right now titled, "FREE PARIS HILTON" . And as of the writing of this petition, that petition has 16401 supporters. 16401+ people want a guilty whore to be able to do whatever the hell she wants just because she is famous.
I need not go into the details of what a vile person Paris Hilton is. Thankfully, at least 28540 people from the "Jail Paris Hilton" petition agree.
As the 28409th commenter, of the "Jail Paris Hilton" said in hopes that Paris Hilton would read what he had to say, "Have fun in prison you racist, spoiled, self-centered, cum dumpster."
If ANY politician were to encourage Paris Hilton's pardon, I will personally lead the call for their impeachment. If ANY politician should waste their time on such a stupid bitch instead of taking care of issues that matter, as they were elected to do to begin with, I will personally run against them during their re-election. However, I can also promise you that if someone were to give a pardon to Paris Hilton, the majority of the state of California should be so outraged that there will be anarchy on the streets, because the politicians involved are more concerned about pardoning a rich whore instead of focusing on more important issues, such as terrorism or Iraq, unless of course the politicians involved decide to focus on such an issue as Paris Hilton in order to take away the public's attention on more important issues, such as terrorism or Iraq.
This petition hereby states the following:
We the signers of this petition do state that if Paris Hilton's case is to be brought before the Governor of the State of CA, let it NOT be for her pardon, but let it be for her to have an extension of her jail sentence. Therefore, by the will of the people of California and the rest of the United States, make Paris Hilton into an example and give that spoiled, shellfish bitch a LONGER jail sentence.
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