To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an American "celebrity" and ho-bag (it's a technical term, honest). She is an undeserving heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides a terrible role model for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She incites feelings of disgust, revulsion and outrage by simply existing, and the world could only benefit from her nonexistance. BUT! Now with Ms Hilton being incarcerated, the world has a chance to be rid of this phalloholic drunkard once and for all. We, the undersigned, wish to extend Ms Hilton's sentence from 45 days of incarceration to an eternity burning in the fires of Hades. People of the world, Governor Schwarzenegger, do the right thing.