Let Paris go to Jail

Dear The Governator, I know that Paris is trying to persuade you with her green colored money and her wide open legs, but please, stand tall and don\'t sway. By allowing her to go free, you are setting a standard that says money and looks can get you out of jail. While there have been other celeberaties that have recently been pulled over for a DUI, I do not believe that they were all repeat offenders after just a few short weeks. Paris is not a roll model to anyone but the street walkers down town. I mean, really, have you seen her sex tape She has no class and lets Daddies money buy her anything and everything. To let her go free will be a great deteriment to society. She will continue to spread her herpes and to show young women that its cool to flash your cooch to the camera\'s and its perfectly alright to drink, drive and prolly snort coke all at the same time. I have total respect for you and California, and I hope that California remains a state and does not get detached from the rest of us do to an absurd earthquake cause by Paris\' temper tantrum because she was put into general population at a county jail.

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