To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an annoying American celebrity and socialite (eyeroll) She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, and wants us all to know it. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world who want to be anorexic snobs lacking in the cromesome department. She provides us all with lame shows and mindless one-liners that drive us up a wall. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic House of Wax In addition to those floppy heaps of steaming burro crap, she actually thinks America wants to hear her sing as well. As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007. (yay) We, the American public who can\'t stand Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how short her prison sentence is. As depicted on Friday night\'s episode Nancy Graceon Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been slapped on the wrist for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Paris should try to be more like them, because now she\'s the bitch of some 800 pound female inmate named: Gravyboat This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to extend Paris Hilton\'s prison time for her mistake. Please do not allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes, and her mistake was the perfect opportunity to lock her up. She didn\'t hurt or kill anyone, but has tortured so many. WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to send Paris to the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of the American people who are exposed to her abuse on a daily basis. If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), he would do the same for Paris Hilton, so let\'s not make the same mistake. We hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good punishment to Ms. Paris Whitney (haha) (that\'s hot!) Hilton.
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Shreyanka, Singapore8 years ago Comments: Wtf is wrong with the L.A. police!Those fucking pervs.They just think she's hot, when actually she looks like a badly done transvestite. She can't sing, act, model, TALK and now she can't even DRIVE The point is not that she hurt anyone,but that she could've.Besides she deserves what every other citizen would have gotten had they done what she did.HELL,they wouldn't be excused the way she was. Plus you ain't losing ANYTHING by making a dumbass blonde bitch do time.In fact,she should do even more time.23 days!that's friggin' peanuts,man.MAKE.IT.LONGER.
Xavier, United States8 years ago Comments: Off with her head!
JOHN, Australia8 years ago
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