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Bob DeCarolis, OSU Athletic Director

Mike Riley, OSU Football Coach

The below signed petitioners are avid Oregon State University Beaver fans. We appreciate all you do to make the athletic program at OSU decent successful. We just can no longer tolerate those horrible rivals of ours in Eugene, OR.

Since 1894 we have had to put up with them and we just can't get over our jealousy down right hate of those Oregon Ducks. As I'm sure you've noticed when driving around Corvallis on any given football Saturday you can hear the disdain spilling out of bars all around town, as tons of people turn out to cheer for any team to beat Oregon at least more than those who actually fill Reser's Stadium to cheer FOR the Beavers. That's just the type of fans we are, loathsome and spiteful, heartfelt and passionate.

We admit that they are ahead of us in the Civil War series (60-46-10) OMG really they are that far ahead? but that is just because Phil Knight and Nike own the program and built them all these fancy lame training facilities and dress them in totally awesome top of the line, wish we had them butt-ugly uniforms. And we know they have slaughtered us and made a complete laughing stock of our football program eked out a victory over the past five years, but we are proud Beavers and we can no longer tolerate the idea of profiting off of their success, filthy cheating, lucky-call wins where they certainly paid off all the refs in the game.

Therefore we are demanding that the Oregon State University Athletic Department return any and all funds ever procured from the Oregon Ducks attending a BCS bowl game dating back to let's say 1965 - the last time we were in the Rose Bowl 2001 the last time we were in any relevant bowl game and of course forfeit any proceeds from future Duck BCS games. Yes, this includes any of the $22,300,000 holy crap was it really that much? and the WHOLE conference splits those earnings? earned during last year's Rose Bowl appearance; any and all funds received from their 2011 National Championship appearance WHERE THEY LOST HA HA HA; or their 2010 Rose Bowl appearance WHERE THEY LOST HA HA HA. Wow there sure are a lot and I'm getting sick of listing them all.

Thank you for your consideration,

Beaver Nation