In order to dispose the world of the Kale haters we must first unionize GISHWHES. Once unionized, Misha Collins and Miss Jean Louis shall take their rightful places as rulers, rewarding all those brave enough to take their side with a cucumber kilt and a bag filled only with your favourite flavoured skittle. The future of the people is in your fingers.
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