I'm making this petition for the consideration of Zoosk Inc. in California. Today, upon checking my "Zooskbox", I was both suprised (but not in a happy way) and disgusted (mostly disgusted) because a 63 year old lady "winked" at me. Seriously, how disgusting can you fools at Zoosk be to let a perverted 63 year old lady send a "wink" at me? I'M ONLY 21 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A CREEPY 63 YEAR OLD LADY SEND ME A "WINK"!

Anyways, the suggestion that I have for you is if I get, let's say: 200,000-400,000 signatures, you MUST CREATE AN ADDITIONAL SERVICE AND CALL IT "Zoosk GOLDEN".

It would only be for people 50+ years of age, and any visitors to the existing Zoosk site who are 50+ years old would automatically be redirected to "Zoosk GOLDEN", where they can log in and "flirt to their heart's content".  SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST GET A HOLD ON ALL OF THE ZOOSK MEMBERS WHO ARE 50+ YEARS OLD AND WARN THEM THAT IF THEY DON'T "BUG OFF" AND LEAVE THE YOUNGER USERS ALONE, THEN THE USER WHO IS DOING THE HARASSING WILL BE PERMANATELY KICKED OFF OF ZOOSK OR THEY WILL BE REDIRECTED TO "Zoosk GOLDEN" IF THEY ARE 50+ YEARS OLD!

HOWEVER, IF YOU FAIL TO DO THIS, I WILL SUE YOUR PATHETIC ARSES FOR HARASSMENT! I'M ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, SO PLEASE DO WHAT I SAY OR ELSE YOU WILL LOSE EVEN MORE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS!

(The parts of this petition that are capitalized are done so for the reasons of trying to get you to understand that ZOOSKERS LIKE ME DON'T WANT TO BE HARASSED BY CREEPY PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 50, AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I QUIT USING ZOOSK TODAY)

This next part is to anyone who signs this petition of mine: if you don't mind, please put any story that relates to what I'm experiencing in the "comments" section of your signatures.

Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.