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We, the undersigned, do hereby pledge to abstain from sexual relations with any and all Republicans – registered or declared - until the next Presidential Election. We pledge to politely tell them that we will not have sex because we feel it would not be in the best interest of national security. In addition, we do believe it wouldn't be that good anyway. |
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