Petition to stop all online (hence meaningless) petitions petition
Show your support by signing this petition now
Because online petitions are never delivered to their stated recipients, but instead circulate around and around the internet, by signing this petition you agree that your signature is meaningless and likely prevents you from taking real action and therefore this will be the last petition you will ever sign. You also agree to never forward anything except occasionally to a single recipient if it really is that "moving, funny, or profound" and 'must' be shared (not likely).
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