Who is this Ben person that Caroline is claiming that she will be bringing to Thanksgiving? I do not know him, and I do not believe that I approve. Our celebrations are for people only with the surname Martin or Vick. And I don't know anyone named Ben with those last names! This is complete anarchy!! What's next? Bringing complete strangers over to eat our turkey?? Inviting the Sisks over for some cranberry sauce?? Nay!. Nay I say!! Nay Nay Nay!! And Nay shall we all say!!