We the people demand that the Demi-God Nicolas Cage be cast as Christian Grey in the upcoming film Fifty Shades of Grey. Nic Cage is the only immortal alive who can save this film. Nic Cage gives everything for his fans and asks little in return. Offering him this film as tribute may stave off the Cageocalypse for a few more years. Do the right thing and cast the greatest actor who has ever graced this world.