The ski slopes of our planet are one of the last unpolluted, mustard-free places left. Please help us to keep them that way.
This petition is to keep self-confessed mustard girl, Lisa Wheeler, off the ski slopes until she corrects her mustard related personal hygiene problems. Anyone who has shared the slopes with Lisa will have noticed:
* The strong smell of mustard, strong enough to put off other skiers and potentially cause accidents.
* The discolouration of the snow to a faint yellow colour.
* The melting of the snow causes by the heat from the mustard fumes.
We therefore request that Lisa Wheeler promises not to go on the ski slopes until such time that her mustard odour has been reduced to a satisfactory level.
This petition will be mailed (in paper an email form) to Lisa the day before her next skiing holiday is due. If you support our efforts to protect the world's ski slopes, please add your signature below.
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