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Keep the Ski Slopes Mustard free

Ski Slope Protector
Ski Slope Protector
20 Signatures Goal: 100

The ski slopes of our planet are one of the last unpolluted, mustard-free places left. Please help us to keep them that way. This petition is to keep self-confessed mustard girl, Lisa Wheeler, off the ski slopes until she corrects her mustard related personal hygiene problems. Anyone who has shared the slopes with Lisa will have noticed: * The strong smell of mustard, strong enough to put off other skiers and potentially cause accidents. * The discolouration of the snow to a faint yellow colour. * The melting of the snow causes by the heat from the mustard fumes. We therefore request that Lisa Wheeler promises not to go on the ski slopes until such time that her mustard odour has been reduced to a satisfactory level. This petition will be mailed (in paper an email form) to Lisa the day before her next skiing holiday is due. If you support our efforts to protect the world's ski slopes, please add your signature below.

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Signatures

  • 8 years ago
    H-J United States
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Louisa Mincer United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Mr Spanky United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Mr Spanky United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Odd Ed United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Lisa Wheeler United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Kate Powell United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Samantha Tate United Kingdom
    8 years ago
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    Paul Rowlands United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Dorian Davies Canada
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Andy Gajraj United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Lionel Moutard United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Lionel Moutard United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Charles F Sturman United Kingdom
    8 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Rt Hon Michael Martin United Kingdom
    8 years ago
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