The purpose of this petition is simple. To attract sufficient signatories to convince David Cameron to pass an Act of Parliament that makes Erik Willoughby Munro's attendance at this year's Wilderness Festival manadatory. The subject of the petition cites the following explanation for NOT attending the Wildnerness: "The £10000000000 I would normally spend on festivals this summer is going to the start of my British citizenship. Make sure to take lots of pictures of Rafe rocking out!!" I can think of at least six reasons why Munro should attend. 1. The value of the ticket is pittance: a mere £146. Helpfully, the organisers allow this to be paid in installments 2. The food line up is AMAZING 3. Empire of the Sun are playing 4. I don't think Erik has ever missed a festival and if he misses this it will eat at his soul 5. British Citzenship is worth nothing. The Empire is dead. 6. Ben will need a friend. 7. There's a Lakeside Spa, probably run by a load of gay men. There may be more reasons, but I can't think of them now. Please support this petition and cite your reasons. It affects us all. It affects the world.