When it comes to the biggest job in football you need the biggest mouth. Fact. And there's none bigger than Mr. Football himself, er, Mr Sheepskin. Victor to his friends. Mr Sheepskin to you.
Mr Sheepskin, should you have been living in a coal bunker recently, is the nation's pre-eminent football pundit; the king of commentators, doyen of the dressing room and octopuss of opinion givers.
Anyway sign this petition, join the Facebook, MySpace and Bebo groups and together we can build a brighter footballing future for England and make the big man comfortably wealthy. BOOOOOM!