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Let Morgan Back In Australia - He\'s a Good Bloke

18 Signatures Goal: 100

Dear Kevin Andrews, We want you to let our mate Morgan back in the country, he\'s a good bloke & we miss his musk. Of course, he is English, and we normally hate those pricks (especially after the last world cup) but if you can look past those geezer teeth and that fake posh accent he puts on, deep down he is really a great guy. I mean, lets face it you let thousands of other douchebags into the country every year, whats one more going to hurt. We understand your concerns that if Morgan returned and were to meet up with the rest of the Melbourne Rugby Club that the universe might collapse under the weight of having too much awesomeness in the one place, but this has never been scientifically proven. Despite what you may have heard, Morgan is an upstanding member of the community and would only improve the country of Australia by being here. We feel he meets Australia\'s strict immigration policy in the following ways: * He already speaks english (with a sh*t accent) * Unlike his countrymen, he washes regularly * He is not muslim * He can headbutt bread-boards really well * He dislikes Foster\'s * Contrary to published photos and eyewitness accounts, he is in no way sexually interested in farm animals. So in summation, do something positive for Australia and let Morgan back in the country so he can keep chasing those girls that the rest of us aren\'t interested in. Yours, The Free Morgan Danaher Foundation

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The Free Morgan Danaher Foundation is a group of concerned Australians worried about Morgan Danaher\'s welfare. We feel that he will be neglected the basic human rights of sunlight, good food and cold beer by being forced to return to England. As such, we are demanding he be granted assylum in Australia. Please visit our website at www.freemorgandanaher.com

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  • 9 years ago
    Michael Simpson United Kingdom
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    katewyld Australia
    9 years ago
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    Rim Joy Australia
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    Jonny "Free Morgan" Kastelan Australia
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    Kelly Wooding Australia
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    Jai Forster Australia
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    Sean Collins Australia
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    Vanessa Vincent Australia
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    Mark Thomas Australia
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    Richey United Kingdom
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    Greg Fergus Australia
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    Boysey France
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    Ebbbbbbbbbbbzie Australia
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    Anthony Kastelan Australia
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    Joe Australia
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