In today\'s society, we see a disgraceful amount of hatless people. They go roaming the city streets with naught but their hair to cover their heads. And sometimes, not even that! There is a majority in society that should ebe stopped! They display an abhorrant attitude towards this civic duty. It is a simple act of courtesy to cover you hea in public. AND in private. Hats are an indispensible piece of fashion that has long been overlooked! This is a shameful act that is being performed by some of the most well-known fashion industries! They sell dresses, shirts, shoes, even socks! But no hats! Have you ever seen a shop stock hats with equal display as jeans I think not! We must fight against this tyrannical regime! The caps must conquer! The turbans must triumph! The fezzes will fight the good fight! And we will win this struggle, and overthrow this dictatorial industry.
HUZZAH FOR HATS!!!
I\'m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. Coz I\'m easy come, easy go, little high, little low. Anywhere the wind blows, doesn\'t really matter to me. To me!
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