My name is Miriam. I'm an actress of mostly-Irish heritage who was born and raised in Philadelphia ... I frequent Irish pubs ... and I also happen to be a massive fan of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Now I live in New York. I've written, produced, directed, and acted in my own show (much like the guys do). I think they should hire me for a role in one of their final episodes.
In creating this online petition, I feel I am demonstrating all the qualities a good IASIP character needs: desperation, self-importance, and attention-whoredom.
Also, it would just be INSANELY fun. :)