For Melissa to put her boobies on the interwebs
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We the people, divided in our religious, political, social, and economic views, hereby declare a state of national emergency. Melissa has not yet graced the back pages of the internet with grainy yet anatomically correct images of her mammary glands. As a country, and further as a civilized society who's further progress as a culture, these images need to be displayed in a manor in which all may view their bountiful splendor.
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