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Matthew's 4chan image dump to include NSFW tag when inappropriate

10 Signatures Goal: 100

This petition is intended for "Secate" and his uncontrollable urge to send 4chan image links of all flavours to friends, and quite possibly family (unconfirmed at this stage). We understand and acknowledge the uncontrollable desire and attraction to the 4chan site, and thus we do not aim to prosecute those, "Secate", who intend on using it, nor shall we ask for the linking of pictures to cease. Rather, the objective of this petition is to enforce "Secate" to include a Not Safe For Work tag appended to his 4chan links, this will allow friends (and family, still unconfirmed) to identify if an image is safe or not safe for viewing pleasure in the workplace. As such with the nature of 4chan images there is a 66% chance that the image is NSFW! The breakdown: 33% - [NSFW] grotesque / humiliating nude photo (typically including a man's scrote) 33% - [NSFW] Amazingly beautiful naked women 33% - [SFW] Funny / entertaining image or gif 66% is not entirely accurate that the image is NSFW as often a funny or entertaining image or gif may or may not contain NSFW content (such as a man's scrote). Therefore we assign a weighted value to all NSFW pictures. With some complicated math and a random number generator we can conclude with almost 99.25% accuracy that 87.4% of all "Secate" 4chan image links will contain NSFW images, and of the 87.4% a shocking 25% will contain a man's genitalia. We hope that by signing this petition, we will be able to enjoy a safer work environment! (and look at the pics when nobody is around) Thanks for your VOTE!

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  • 3 years ago
    Chris Simpson United States
    3 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    Imma HOERS South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    Twitches South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    rizla South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    Linda Rees South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    Bradley Jessnitz South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    PHaS3 South Africa
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    Derek South Africa
    4 years ago