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People Against Martin Turney Being A Whiny Beotch

19 Signatures Goal: 100

On behalf of most of central Oklahoma, we the People Against Martin Turney Being A Whiny Beotch do declare shenanigans against Martin Turney of Oklahoma City and do hereby demand the cessation of all whiny, girl-like activities undertaken by turney. We have encountered numerous acts of Turney crying himself to sleep and generally being girlish in a manner unbecoming an adult male. Turney has been spotted reciting Jewel poems in the park, and on several occasions, he has been known to have pretended to be \"the sensitive one\" in hopes of scoring with semi-attractive females. We believe that Turney has gone unchecked for long enough, and we are now petitioning congress to take action to prevent Turney from future bastardization of the male species. Every day when we get out of bed in the morning, we have a choice to make. We can either accept a world where Martin Turney is free to be every girl\'s gay best friend, or we can act now to create a world where Martin Turney must stop being a whiny little beotch. The choice is simple. Sign this petition, and pray that one day Martin Turney will accept his calling as a man.

Sponsor

This petition is sponsored by falcon five-o. http://www.falconfive-o.com

Links

Falcon Five-O is a sexy rock band that leaves no room for excuses. http://www.falconfive-o.com

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Signatures

  • 4 years ago
    dvczest Russian Federation
    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
    dvczest China
    4 years ago
  • 8 years ago
    Ted Danson United States
    8 years ago
  • 9 years ago
    Mark W United States
    9 years ago
  • 9 years ago
    Bill Baber Baber United States
    9 years ago
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    JZ _ United States
    9 years ago
  • 9 years ago
    j sucks a lot of cock United States
    9 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    dik head Romania
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    Bryan Jones United States
    11 years ago
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    J Zimdars United States
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    bill marley United States
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    Brie Hopper United States
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    Martin Turney United States
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    Tucker Dragoo United States
    11 years ago
  • 11 years ago
    Charles Holt United States
    11 years ago
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