Marlene Z. is the perfect example of what is wrong with America today. Marlene Z. is a Mexican national that tookerjerbs...or would, if she actually got off her ass and got one. Everyday that she remains here, is another day that vital resources such as oxygen, are stolen from hardworking Americans. Due to the naturally high percentage of legumes (beans) in her diet, not only does she steal oxygen, but she converts it into a noxious greenhouse gas which is solely responsibly for the smog problem in the City of Los Angeles. Stopping her plans will change this overnight. She is also deeply predjudiced against Black people and has been known to get drunk and beat defenseless babies, all while running an illegal and unlicensed day care operation. Marlene Z. is a Mexican Ninja, a national security risk and while employed as a "sandwich artist" at Subway, most certainly spit in your food because she hates freedom. 2012 is the year that we make Marlene Z. famous. Sign, share with friends, family and other patriotic Americans, so that we can get this to the President's desk and Marlene can be sent to Guantanamo Bay, which I can only assume that she was originally from there, since she speaks fluent Cuban...or whatever.

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