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The Maniquette Manifesto: an Affirmation of Masculinity

65 Signatures Goal: 100

Manhood is under assault. Where once men of all races, creeds, and continents could rest assured that such things as competitions with winner and losers, fondness for the voluptuous bodies of women, and widespread verbal and physical pummelings were accepted and celebrated, now we have musical chairs with the same number of children as chairs, are instructed to keep our eyes trained upon the floor in the presence of attractive women lest our eyes seem lecherous and are subjected to

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Signatures

  • 5 years ago
    uzkfha Argentina
    5 years ago
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    John Holland United States
    7 years ago
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    Frank Biekart Canada
    7 years ago
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    Matthew Christian United States
    7 years ago
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    King Biscuit United States
    7 years ago
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    Michael Humes United States
    7 years ago
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    B.J. McCreless United States
    7 years ago
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    Burger,K United States
    7 years ago
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    tony gill United States
    7 years ago
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    Jesse Weatherford United States
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    Davey Jones United States
    8 years ago
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    Jeffrey Tso Canada
    8 years ago
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    Dave Wakefield United States
    8 years ago
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    Steve Runyon Korea, Republic of
    8 years ago
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    Matthew Leamons United States
    8 years ago
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