The Maniquette Manifesto: an Affirmation of Masculinity

Manhood is under assault. Where once men of all races, creeds, and continents could rest assured that such things as competitions with winner and losers, fondness for the voluptuous bodies of women, and widespread verbal and physical pummelings were accepted and celebrated, now we have musical chairs with the same number of children as chairs, are instructed to keep our eyes trained upon the floor in the presence of attractive women lest our eyes seem lecherous and are subjected to


Maniquette, a division of Deadly Hippos.


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