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10 REASONS OPRAH SHOULD HAVE ME ON HER SHOW
by Lev David, a minor writer and media artist from South Africa.

1. It's mind-blowing to even CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY that we live in a world where this is possible. We do.

2. You really should have more people from THE REST OF THE WORLD on your show. Interesting people.

3. Like you, Oprah, I don't believe in sitting around waiting for something incredible to happen. WE GET EACH OTHER.

4. I'm a heterosexual guy who's not afraid to admit that NATE BERKUS is one of the most beautiful things to ever walk the planet. Ain't that refreshing?

5. There's more to this than this. There's A THOUGHT behind this that's big and powerful that I think people will respond to. (But I'll only tell you when I'm on the show.)

6. I haven't let obscurity change me. I promise I won't let CELEBRITY change me either.

7. If you're worried about the costs, I'LL PAY for my travel and accommodation. How, I'm not sure. But I'll find a way.

8. I promise not to JUMP ON THE FURNITURE.

9. You have to admit, Oprah, it's a DAMN FUNNY idea.

10. I'll bring you a T-SHIRT that says: "I had Lev David on my show and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

and one more, for good measure:

11. C'mon! JAMES FREY and not me?

Lev@LevDavid.com

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