We all know that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. And Ohio is an open-carry state. Therefore, in order to ensure the safety of convention attendees (in the crime-riddled streets of Cleveland!), and in order to protect the integrity of the nominating process, and in order to demonstrate the inherent safety of the open-carry lifestyle, we the undersigned insist that all of the 2016 GOP convention, including the main convention floor, be an open-carry convention.