Make Skype Stop Auto-correcting "Teh" into "The"!

It has recently come to my attention that Microsoft's IM client Skype wrongly auto-corrects "Teh" into "The", which is obviously an entirely different word. This is an outrage and an affront to anyone wishing to express a socially appropriate greeting to their peers. We find this horrid auto-correct policy to be both discriminatory and offensive towards our persons, and a slap in the face of the civil rights our forefather fought to establish and uphold for us. We furthermore estimate that this frankly insane policy has so far caused the painful death and/or dismemberment of up to 800 Canadian Harp Seals through shock-induced heart attacks and outbursts of aggression and frustration from afflicted Canadians. It is therefore our firm and uncompromising stance that Microsoft must adjust this outrageous policy at once, and furthermore donate a sum of no less than 100 000 bitcoins to Save the Seals Now (http://www.savethesealsnow.org/) in compensation to this affront. This sum is to be payed in full by may 14'th 2013, or it will be adjusted upwards by 40% for every other thursday taking place on an uneven week during leap year to further compensate for additional seal-related suffering. Save the seals - stop wrongly auto-correcting "Teh!" Sincerely, Concerned Citizen

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