Help me win a bet with my [relationship status: it's complicated] by supporting this petition to make Riff Raff the Person of the Year.

As a cultural icon and role model to young and old alike,Horst Christian Simco (better known by his stage name Riff Raff) deserves to be honored as Time Magazine's Person of the Year. He is wholly deserving of this honor and needs your support!

More importantly, if I get 800 signatures my lady-friend Katie will attend a full day of university classes dressed as Riff Raff, and you'll help me win.