There is a growing sickness in the world today that needs your attention. Ironically, the core of the sickness is that it feeds off of attention. So far one person has been identified as the source of the disease, that many believe will develop into a Plague in the near future. That person is Loulia, aka Lulu or Looolz. Most obvious symptoms of the disease: - Constantly lying to oneself and others about pains and sicknesses. - Having repressed strong sexual drives, which lead the patient to live in his subconscious while wholly suppressing his rational abilities. This is an act of self-defense of which the patient is unaware. - Living in constant guilt of acting outside of a set of moral beliefs one does not believe in, but has to for an unclear reason. - Over-glorifying one's daily and common events. Sometimes telling stories that have no reason to be told. - Using any excuse to act outside of one's norms (like war), because then it is justified. All these characteristics are pragmatically used by the patient to draw attention to herself. More symptoms are being studied. There is large debate concerning some that have not been listed above as many experts believe they are not symptoms but inherent personality defects. Others go further and argue that the defects themselves facilitate the spreading of the disease. Medical experts have diagnosed her with many clinical diseases, most notably the Münchausen syndrome. They believe her case is a combination of a few dozens of such diseases destructively mixed together. Conspiracy theorists believe this is part of a global assault on intellect, the arts and the faculty of reason. Loulia is a victim of her own personality, do not treat her as an aggressor. Fight the Loulialist Plague Sign this petition Hide yo kids