We Will Give Drunk Seattle Athletes a Ride Home

After sitting idly by as local athletic heroes Dale Ellis, Warren Moon, and now Lofa Tatupu have earned DUI citations, we Seattle sports fans hereby pledge to give rides home to any intoxicated players. Seriously, guys--call anytime...we won\'t even charge that much. (Note--this offer applies to starters on major teams only. Backups and arena footballers, try the bus.)


Seth Kolloen is editor of Sports Northwest Magazine and owns a car that would probably be very uncomfortable for an NFL linebacker--but surely more comfortable than the back of a police car.




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    Graydon Andrus, United States

    7 years ago
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    Justin, United States

    7 years ago Comments: The next time you're drinking in Auburn or Kent, give me a call. I probably can't take more than two football players (but could probably squeeze in three middle-infield-types).
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    Yellow Cab, United States

    7 years ago Comments: Discounts for autographs and no Hyundis in our fleet.
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