Sign Petition

We Will Give Drunk Seattle Athletes a Ride Home

11 Signatures Goal: 100

After sitting idly by as local athletic heroes Dale Ellis, Warren Moon, and now Lofa Tatupu have earned DUI citations, we Seattle sports fans hereby pledge to give rides home to any intoxicated players. Seriously, guys--call anytime...we won\'t even charge that much. (Note--this offer applies to starters on major teams only. Backups and arena footballers, try the bus.)

Sponsor

Seth Kolloen is editor of Sports Northwest Magazine and owns a car that would probably be very uncomfortable for an NFL linebacker--but surely more comfortable than the back of a police car.

Links

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004411148_apwaseahawkstatupudui1stldwritethru.html

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    Graydon Andrus United States
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    Meriwether Lewis United States
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    farley United States
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    Daniel Fletcher United States
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    Uncle Ned United States
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    Brian United States
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    Francisco United States
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    Will United States
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    Seth Kolloen United States
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