Join your fellow Americans in demanding justice for the workers of our nation's most vital industry: fast food. Without them, America's meals would never be happy, the word "Baconator" would have no meaning, and its citizens would have to graduate high school. We have two demands: 1. A living wage of $78/hr 2. Daily 30 minute masturbation breaks We do not feel like this is too much to ask for America's brave sons and daughters who are already working before many of us wake up and after many of us have fallen into a liquor and grease induced coma. Join me in saying "thank you" to our fast food employees for doing the job that no one else wants to do.