To:
Citizens of the world
Lindsay L. Lohan is an American celebrity and socialite. She is a firey red-nut, as well as fledging hollywood actress. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement and semi-nude papparazzi shots to most of Michal's otherwise mundane life.
Lohan is notable for her leading roles in Herbi the love bug, Spy Kids 2 and Mean Girls. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and general city tramp.
As most of the world now knows, Ms. Lohan was just released from Rehadb before beginning on a new cleaner lifestyle. Michal doesn't want to see this happen.
you can help Michal acehive his dream of bringing back a dirty Linsday and taking her to task by signing this petition.