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Hello friends and neighbors. I am the girlfriend of a very stubborn man who refuses my simple request: lick my butthole. He thinks it's gross, but I'm sure he'd like it. After asking several times, I finally proposed to make a petition with a minimum of 150 signatures. After I've aquired said amount, he has agreed to lick my butthole until I get some sort of pleasure out of it (could be never, which would be really hilarious). Anyways, help me out. Help him suff--I mean enjoy life.

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