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Leave Justin Bieber in Space

33 Signatures Goal: 100,000

Dear Mr Branson, We the people recently read with interest about Justin Bieber booking as a passenger on your tourist flights into space (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22797836) We believe that this presents an excellent opportunity for a company such as Virgin, which prides itself on acting in the public interest and supporting humanitarian programmes to do the world a favour and leave him there. Obviously we don't expect you to kill him (although if you do have the opportunity to hand him over to a hungry extra-terrestrial race to be impregnated with their chest-destroying young then we wouldn't be averse to that) but if you could possibly put together a 'Bieber-Pod' equipped with food, water and copies of his annoying albums playing eternally on repeat, and then 'accidentally' eject the pod in the direction of another solar system, we would consider it worthy of a nomination for the next Nobel Peace award for services to humanity. We have always respected you for being a 'man of the people', born to an average family, and working your way up through ethical business practices to run an empire which generally works in the public interest, so we know we can trust you with this important endeavour. Sincerely.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22797836
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Jan 28, 2014
    Jan 28, 2014
    Send him to Orion
  • Mario
    Mario Spain, Ciudad Real
    Jan 27, 2014
    Jan 27, 2014
    PLEASE
  • Tal Berenfeld
    Tal Berenfeld United States, Edison
    Jan 20, 2014
    Jan 20, 2014
    Please do this.
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