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Leave Justin Bieber in Space

38 Signatures Goal: 100,000

Dear Mr Branson, We the people recently read with interest about Justin Bieber booking as a passenger on your tourist flights into space (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22797836) We believe that this presents an excellent opportunity for a company such as Virgin, which prides itself on acting in the public interest and supporting humanitarian programmes to do the world a favour and leave him there. Obviously we don't expect you to kill him (although if you do have the opportunity to hand him over to a hungry extra-terrestrial race to be impregnated with their chest-destroying young then we wouldn't be averse to that) but if you could possibly put together a 'Bieber-Pod' equipped with food, water and copies of his annoying albums playing eternally on repeat, and then 'accidentally' eject the pod in the direction of another solar system, we would consider it worthy of a nomination for the next Nobel Peace award for services to humanity. We have always respected you for being a 'man of the people', born to an average family, and working your way up through ethical business practices to run an empire which generally works in the public interest, so we know we can trust you with this important endeavour. Sincerely.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22797836
  • Steve
    Steve United States, Egg Harbor Township
    Jan 28, 2016
    Jan 28, 2016
    Justin BIEBER was singing sorry saying sorry all over again he's a dork first on 95.1fm 99.3fm 102.7fm and 104.9 fm cut the stupid Justin BIEBER off the radio send him to go to space and died
  • Steve
    Steve United States, Egg Harbor Township
    Jan 27, 2016
    Jan 27, 2016
    Justin bieber was singing sorry on the radio 104.9 fm He's not sorry he lied I hate Justin bieber Justin bieber is a Dork Send him to go to space he must kicked out of the earth he needs to die
  • Steve
    Steve United States, Northfield
    Jan 22, 2016
    Jan 22, 2016
    Send him to go to space already he must be kicked out of the earth he's not sorry he lied He's a Bully
  • Steve
    Steve United States, Northfield
    Jan 19, 2016
    Jan 19, 2016
    Send Him Go to Space He need to die
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