The petition
To the powers that be:
Flavored-milk drinkers from across this great land have united to declare June 1 as National Lactose Tolerance Day. With lactose intolerance on the rise in the United States since the 1950s, we are in grave danger of neglecting the rights of our fellow citizens. National Lactose Tolerance Day will recognize and celebrate the wholesomeness, yumminess and overall goodness of chocolate, strawberry and, yes, even banana milk.
We are raising our glasses of flavored milk to celebrate Lactose Tolerance. By practicing Lactose Tolerance, we are making the world a better place. Drink up and spread the love.
Sincerely,
Milk Drinkers Everywhere
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