Kris Nelson to be appointed to the Supreme Court

After Civil Procedure, when the teacher all but said that Kris is similiar to a Supreme Court Judge the idea was born of Justice Nelson. Now, it is time to put the wheels in motion and petition Kris to the Supreme Court. 50 signatures are needed. If 75 are obtained, Kris will shave lightning bolts into the side of his head. It is time to do something good!!!


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    Stephen Nerland, United States

    8 years ago Comments: I'm proud to contribute to a positive cause. Kris is a god among men, a modern day Zeus with the sexual stature of Don Juan. Kris will dominate the supreme court with an iron fist telling those other pussy supreme court justices what to do and when to do it.
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    Tim Snedaker, United States

    8 years ago Comments: Get those lightning bolts installed posthaste.
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    Deke Foxhoven, United States

    8 years ago Comments: Mr. Nelson is by far one of the most qualified law students I have ever attended school with. He would make a great opinion generator. Kris has lots and lots and lots of great ideas about lots and lots and lots of things. KRIS NELSON IS GREAT!!! I feel honored to share these few precious years in his presence.
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