Holiday-ize International Kole Day

The petition

Kole Maravilla is an amazing specimen of human. At the mere age of 16, he is more jaded, misanthropic, bitter, narcissistic, and all around enlightened than the wisest old wise-man.

For that reason, and that reason alone, his birthday, August 4th, should be turned into an International holiday, a day on which people should do WHAT they want and WHY they want to. Too much of life is wasted living for someone or something else - whether it is the promise of eternal life, or to avoid the consequence of damnation - that we as humans should get a day in true absurdist form in which to celebrate OURSELVES. Too many holidays embody the spirit of "selfless giving."
Let Koleday reign as the absurdists' holiday supreme!

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