This is about a war from long long ago when felines and dogs fought amongst each other. It all started back in Year One, where the first cat the Pussy Monster attacked the King Dog. It was all peaceful before that incredibly stupid move Pussy Monster did. So then years and years of fighting went by, but NOW WE SHALL SEE WHO IS THE REAL PET, WHO'S THE REAL ANIMAL THAT DESERVES TO BE IN OUR KITCHENS AND DOORSTEPS, WHO'S THE REAL MAN'S BEST FRIEND. So I'm asking to have a big Colosseum and one of each breed of dogs and cats and shoot them out of fake clouds, into the Colosseum and we shall find who is the real pet.