Now there are many examples of this serious issue in today's culture, but one just very recently came to my attention that just stuck out to me more than the rest.

KMS = Kill Myself

Alright, so not only is this acronym incredibly vulgar and terrible to say anyways, but one big thing stands out right away. There are three letters contained in the acronym, but only two words in the full version. Already one can see how this is both confusing and just plain ignorant of proper grammar, and math, that I'm sure we all learned in the third grade. After all, since when does 3=2?

In light of this absurdity, I would like to propose that the meaning o this acronym be changed entirely. So, instead of the oh-so-vulgar "kill myself", it should instead be "kiss my sandals".

Why "kiss my sandals", you may ask?

Well, why not? It's both less offensive, but also completely witty and sassy in the same way, the popular phrase "kiss my a**" is. Except this can be used by all ages without causing so much controversy as "kill myself" inevitably does.