We demand that Sirius Radio end the contract impasse with Howard Stern, by permitting him to hold telethons four times per year of the contract, and of which all revenues will be deemed the personal income of Howard Stern, and at at his sole disposal. And, further, we demand that Congress recognize Howard Stern as a national treasure, and void all taxation obligations of said treasure. And, further, all public addresses - in media, academia, documents, political discourse, etc - to and about Howard Stern, will be accompanied with his earned title, "The King of All Media."