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# NameComments
1 Frankie MachineI can't believe it's taken this long. Minnesota: 1858-2007. R.I.P.
2 James JohnsonIt's about time
3 MattAmen
4 AnonymousThe land of passive-agressive north-necks
5 Anonymous
6 KyliusAugustusBrevity is the soul of wit; wit is that which minnesotans lack, along with taste, small pant sizes, and bacon that hasn't been sexually abused
7 Anonymousal franken? fuckin idiot. a little funny, but not really funny. not sure where you get this idea of segregation from, but it's kinda weird. take a look around you, scony has more fat people per capita than any other state. it's a fact
8 Spider WumunI used to feel we needed minnesota for a strong front when we invade Canada. But now I see we will be a stronger nation without. With 3M no longer on our home soil we should hope to see less of those yellow post it notes.
9 Jack MeHoffFuck MN.
10 Jack MeHoffFuck MN.
11 Jack MeHoffFuck MN.
12 Jack MeHoffFuck MN.
13 Jack MeHoffFuck MN.
14 DirtyRottenRonWhere's Minnesota?
15 becca
16 Franco Ippolito
17 AnonymousDid they vote for Bush?
18 you are retardeddude, you might be retarded
19 Holly RoggowDamn Viking fans are the most annoying fans in the world!!!!!
20 Chuckoh fuck I;m going to be laughing all night now over this one!! Good! I'm flagging it for BEST OF! dammit, I think I just pissed myself..fuck, I did.
21 AnonymousThese people make me sick!
22 Jaki Levertonfuck yah! i grew up there and hate that fucking state
23 Anonymous
24 justinyeah and the vikings suck
25 Joe Waie
26 nohey, fuck off asstwat!
27 ben franklinFUCK MN!! YOU FAGGOTS CANNOT EVEN TALK RIGHT!!!!
28 KimDude, as a former Chicagoan, I understand your pain. My husband and I both, for the record, would love to invite you out for a beverage (not Hamms, but something civilized) whenever you deem it ecessary. Minnesota nice is a fucking fallacy. If you have a flat tire, sure, you might get some assistance. But try and repay those fuckers with an ice cold beer, no, sorry, they are not interested. They feel they've done their civic duty so please do not ever contact them again. It's BULLSHIT, make friends or don't. We applaud your braveness. Feel free to email us at rennebergs@yahoo.com We would love to buy you a proper BEER!!!!!
29 AnonymousOh I couldn't agree with you more. Everything you said in your petition is exactly the way it is in this state. You forgot to mention the amount of people that are bipolar, and that it is the "Land of 10,000 Treatment Centers" I moved here for a better economy years ago from California. When you mention the word "California" people almost run to get out of my way. I have never been more back-stabbed, been jealous of, or had more people try to destroy me because I have maybe a little bit more than they do because I work for it, than anywhere else I have been. They ALWAYS show on tv how much MINNESOTAN'S help or give... BS... They would shovel us all in a grave it they thought it would get them farther ahead of us. I call this "The land of the Low Life, the Land of the Lame"... Because it is. They are more like farm animals then humans...
30 justicei would like to know where minnesota got it's statehood
31 Lena olsonuufda!
32 Clyde Cameronkill us before we breed anymore!
33 Rob AdcoxSaint Mary's University is a great place to get ripped off for thousands of dollars in tuition. If you don't excel at politics, or aren't a man-hating feminist, they WILL screw you out of your money and kick you out of their program. Oh, and the university attorney will do everything she can, the orally castrating bitch, to try to intimidate you from saying anything negative about the miserable school. BTW the grad programs are as weak as high school courses.
34 Rob AdcoxSaint Mary's University is a great place to get ripped off for thousands of dollars in tuition. If you don't excel at politics, or aren't a man-hating feminist, they WILL screw you out of your money and kick you out of their program. Oh, and the university attorney will do everything she can, the orally castrating bitch, to try to intimidate you from saying anything negative about the miserable school. BTW the grad programs are as weak as high school courses.
35 AnonymousI think we could get all the wo
36 Dead WellstoneYou people are idiots. This would be okay if it were, y'know, funny. But it's not.
37 Kai MiddletonAny state in the 48 is great, except Minnesota.
38 Fuck You
39 Cary Eades
40 GusPlease kick us out while the US goes to hell.
41 T ReuThis is a great idea. At the same time can we deport all the liberals?
42 randy cadmusI left Minnesota in 1986. I have no regrets and I am always amazed at the way that the good folks of the North Star State consider themselves as "enlightened" when it comes to their worldview. Al Franken for Senate? I remember when he and Davis did their skit on "Saturday Night Live" about a gay guy who is outed by his partner and he commits suicide in front of his son. Franken is an asshole and if Minnesota wants him for a Senator, so be it. Dave Moore said it many years ago, "we elect these idiots, we get what we deserve". Norm Coleman may not be all that you want him to be but do you really want a Communist bastard like Franken? Wake up Stupid!!!
43 Michael FiatoI wholeheartedly agree.
44 Anonymous
45 Escaped from MNYou have the right idea except for one thing: AL FRANKEN and leftist retards like him ARE THE PROBLEM! Get rid of all the liberals and MN will return to somewhat frozen, but happy and polite roots as it was when I was a child.
46 Dell
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