Michael Bay has recently committed an unforgivable sin. He is bringing disgrace and disgust to the worldwide appreciated phenomenon that is/was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Through his blatant disregard for all things related to the TMNT lore and universe, he is creating a blasphemous attempt and poor excuse for a plot line exploiting the prior fame of the franchise for his own undeserved success and gain. In exchange for this cardinal sin against humanity I propose my friend Tiffany Stroman be allowed a free pass to confront the aforementioned Bay face to face and kick him in the throat. This strike must be undefended, uncontested, and without retaliation, prosecution, or penalty of any kind. As an ambassador or mankind I propose this as an equal compensation for his continued crimes against humanity and the childhood of millions.