keep Scottish Kerb Crawlers away from Brook Street

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   Name: Kerby on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: Erm it wasn't me, it was my cousin....

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   Name: Paul Heywood on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: I'm scottish and live in Luton however I do not go down Brook St, I myself find the prostitutes a lot younger and more willing to do anything down Crawley Green Rd.

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   Name: Errol Sorearse on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: My father is Scottish and got caught kerb crawling, i haven't recovered from it, i doubt i ever will. The names he was called, it was a hurtful experience. Everytime i drive past Brook St it brings a tear to my eye. I have now become the same and have turned into a sex pest my self.

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4. 4
   Name: Carlton Gimp on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: Get that pool ball out of my mouth. I wish someone would set up a petition for rights for gimps!!

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   Name: Davey C on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: I must confess.... i like to walk up and down Brook Street in my black dress with my best perfume on, in the hope that i will be picked up by a Scottish Kerb Crawler. I just want to know whats it like for a woman.

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   Name: Ronald on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: it was not me it was my cousin

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   Name: Michael Shields on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: This comment was deleted on 2013-03-03 16:45:04

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   Name: Hadrian on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments: I may have died many many years ago, but if you rebuild my wall you will keep them Scottish cunts out and stop them kerb crawling on Brook Street. Dirty perverts, thats why i built the wall in the first place to keep the fuckers out, jock cunts.

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   Name: St George The Kerb Crawler Slayer on Nov 15, 2006

   Comments:

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10. 10
    Name: Anonymous on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT- FUCK OFF

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    Name: Peter The Petition Poster on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: I just thought i'd sign it as it's what i do best!!

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    Name: William Wallace (Braveheart) on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: That film that was made about me was bollocks, do you honestly think i went around killing all them people when there were hookers to fuck In my day though, you didn't get caught for it, you would of had to have been very stupid to get caught, what sort wee cunt gets caught

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    Name: Gordon Brown on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: I'm a Jock cunt, but i haven't been caught kerb crawling, what sort of idiot gets caught

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    Name: Jo The Brook Street Hooker on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: NAME AND SHAME THESE DIRTY PERVERTS

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    Name: Mini Me on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: Has anyone seen my desk and computer I need to send an email.

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    Name: GH on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: I've got my mobile.

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17. 17
    Name: Gary Glitter on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: Does anyone want to be in my gang If so email me at garyglitter@hot12yearolds.com

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    Name: Graham Poll on Nov 15, 2006

    Comments: Show kerb crawlers the red card!!!!!!

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    Name: Pied Piper Of Aberdeen on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: I just whip my pipe out and all the hookers follow (for a small fee of course!!!)

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    Name: Michael Shields (again) on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Hi only Mikey again, just wondered how all my fans are. I maybe home soon, but i don't want to be, i just love all that cock i'm getting.

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    Name: Dogging Diggory.com on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: If anyone requires any information on the lastest and greatest dogging meets, just hit my website doggingdiggory.com. I hope you find all your doggin needs! Also, stop the kerb crawling my Scottish friends and come dogging, it's the way forward trust me. Nothing better than being in the wood banging one out in the rain. If you go down to the woods today you might find a big surprise because the bears are not having a picnic anymore, they've all gone dogging. Doggingdiggory.com, don't forget that site!

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    Name: Rasher The Hornet on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Stop the kerb crawling in my beloved town of Watford too. Up the Hornets, down the hookers!

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    Name: Lorraine C. on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: i am pleased the hookers are there for me. At lease they get paid for shagging the jumped up little jock cunts of Luton. They expect me to do it for free! Fuck that id rather have a session with my rampant rabbit. At least it can satisfy me. Dont think jocks can satisfy themselves. wankers. Up the english!

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    Name: Michael Barrymore on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: If any of you dirty kerb crawling jocks fancy a swim, just pop around mine anytime you want.

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    Name: Luton CID on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Leave the little sex cases alone! Youll fuck up my overtime.

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    Name: Luton Hooker on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Keep the dirty little bastards comin. I get air miles for every one i shag. Im off to oz for christmas!

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    Name: Latex Lindsey Luton on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: My job aint so bad really. Please the little tossers and every Friday off. What more do you want

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    Name: John Mather on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Is Ronnie there

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    Name: George Michael on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Well i got caught in a public place. with my meat up a guys arse. But at least im not a jock! That one i could never live down.

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    Name: Carlton Gimp (again) on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm

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    Name: Mcdirect Deals on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: How do....... Anyone want to buy an mp3 player Have a look at my shop on ebay. Thank you please.

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    Name: Stevie The Brook Street Rent Boy on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Please don't ban the Scottish from Kerb Crawling, i will do anything for Nectar points. They are the reason i get to survive in life, if it wasn't for the jocks, i wouldn't even have a job!! I'm always 'on hand' and aim to please. So please i beg you, allow the Scottish perverts to cum my way!!! I don't do facials!!!

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    Name: Stevie .S on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Wheres Brook St How do i get there What will it cost What will they do Where do i look

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    Name: Herald And Post on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: Named and Shamed again!!!

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    Name: Churchill Dog on Nov 16, 2006

    Comments: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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    Name: Tommy Mac on Nov 21, 2006

    Comments: that wee jock bastard got me the tin tack..i am going to name and shame the wee scotch kirb crawling arse hole to ian the rent boy cooper ooohhhhhhhyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss

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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 21, 2006

    Comments: that wee jock bastard got me the tin tack..i am going to name and shame the wee scotch kirb crawling arse hole to ian the rent boy cooper ooohhhhhhhyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss

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    Name: Dave C Again! on Nov 21, 2006

    Comments: Hi, just wanted to let you all know that i have invested in a new dress for myself, this time in white, hopefully i will get some jock cock action now!! Can't wait for Friday night, i'm going to put my new dress on, slap some of my best perfume on, and find me a jock!! Midget's or previous applicants need not apply!

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    Name: Rocket Ronny! on Nov 21, 2006

    Comments: Dave, can't wait to see you in that dress young man!! Don't make me shoot too quickly this time!! Sorry for the tartan stains on your black dress!! See you soon!! xx

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    Name: Dave C on Nov 21, 2006

    Comments: Thats why i got a white one Rocke Ron!!

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    Name: Heywood on Nov 22, 2006

    Comments: next time you bend me over and show me whos the daddy can you not shoot it all over my sporren. are you with me

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    Name: Mini Me on Nov 22, 2006

    Comments: i hope the cunt gets something really nasty and his knob falls off!! not cos i lost my job. like the murphys im not bitter!!!

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    Name: Brook's (Luton) on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: We are becoming increasingly annoyed with one dirty pervert who likes to drink in our establishment. We find the vertically but not horizontally challenged Jock cunt very irritating. He is a sex pest of the worst kind, so i would like to ban Scottish cunts from my bar. If anyone knows the name of the short fat pervert please place it on this petition, thanks in advance!

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    Name: Ron's Mobile on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: I don't think anyone knows what its like for me, the things i go through is unreal, can you imagine listening to that irritating fucking voice all day Well i fucking get it, ringing this hooker that hooker. Sometimes i feel i can't go on and then, he says 'i've got my mobile!!' makes me feel so important!!

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    Name: Abu Hamza on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: Can anyone lend me a hand

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    Name: Steve Howard on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: This comment was deleted on 2013-02-10 16:10:18

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    Name: Michael Shields on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: dont mention whores or paul heywood to me the plastic scouse twat,,he thinks he is a northerner but he lives in the beautiful south with the luton town migs, now again he lodges @ ronny 21 cockwell ring piece ltfc...up the reds l.f.c.

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    Name: Re Brooks on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: good morning that ill be mini me then..oooohhhhhyyyyyeeeeessss does that give you a glue..luv kirby rent boy 21

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    Name: Name & Shame on Nov 23, 2006

    Comments: ron cooper 21 cockwell ring piece luton beds..also @ 256 brooke st..258 cromwell rd..dupont ibcv..333 studley road....is was not me it was my son i dont like

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    Name: Rasher (again) on Nov 24, 2006

    Comments: I live in Luton, but i like to follow Watford, i just pretend to be a Hatter supporter, in fact i have actually been to see Elton John in concert several times. I would also like to add that i like Scottish people, i have been on holiday with my Scottish manager many times, in fact you might say that i wished i was Scottish, i suck Jock cock just to feel close to Scotland. FREE THE BROOK STREET 1!!

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