Through passive aggressive methods (rallies, the withholding of sex, and just plain scariness) feminists have forced changes to the bodies of Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) and Barbie to make them appear more realistic. Their fight was just & fair. We, however, did nothing. This needs to change, and it is our duty, and responsibility as men to make that change. I offer you no delusions men. This is not going to be an easy fight. At best, we will be mocked. We will smell, for days, the breakfasts, lunches, and suppers of our opponents as they spit in our faces. We will be bombarded with arguments such as, "why would we want our children to undress a doll and see their genitals" and our response will be "why not..would they be seeing something unnatural something that shouldn't exist and did you buy a male doll with removable clothes and not expect to see what you would normally see if you removed someones clothes" By signing this petition, you are not only showing militant feminists that not only will we try, but we WILL stand on equal footing with them. This is a very small step gentlemen. Hundreds of years ahead of us are men looking back on this day and recognizing it as the day many men joined together to buckle their boots, point out at the horizon and say "We see you, and we're coming...when we get there, Ken better have his dick back!"

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