Due to unbearable conditions of not having our cute little blonde Nebraskan nearby, please sign the petition to keep her republican presence nearby. If Susan leaves, who will Jesse have to debate political issues with or talk college sports? If Susan leaves, who will Sue get to help her with the peeps diarama? If Susan leaves, who will pimp Regina's hat for the races? Susan plays a vital role in the entertainment and camaraderie in the CEX office.